Happy Landing Escaper Will Save You From a Burning Building, Unless You're Extremely Obese

This Happy Landing Escape by Algono is a zipline that will let you escape from any building. It comes with a harness and can hold up to 400 pounds. It should do just the trick helping you escape from a building or pretend like you're Batman, unless of course you're extremely fat and weigh more than 400 pounds. You'll just fall out that building faster than Michael Jackson's hands move towards a little boy.